pertictimeny

Being both incredibly hung over and drunk at the same time.

After another big night the young man was feeling quite pertictimeny and hoped the next beer would make him feel better.

by glorydaze July 23, 2016

Perto

Makes mistakes when writing on Skype through mobile

Example: Oh, he.she did a perto typo there :D

by snowwhite_sg June 6, 2016

pertist

Perturbed and pissed.

I was pertist at the rude person in front of me.

by Mellonni November 19, 2017

Perth MeatBall

A delicacy formed after shaving your pubic hairs in the shower and allowing them to pile up in the corner and form a meat ball shaped cluster. The newly formed meat ball should be collected when wet and placed in your significant other's mouth. The Perth Meat Ball should only be used when the act of greasing the weasel is in progress.

Jim; i gave Steph my "Perth MeatBall" last night.
Tom; wow thats pretty fucked up dude.
Jim; i know, Im not well.

by Gayretard201488 July 19, 2018

pertecious

I word that means nothing. And is a poor misspelling pretentious. A typical mistake.

"I only say G'day when I'm trying to sound pertecious"- euphie 2018

by Euphie-U4iA November 9, 2018

Pertissed

The stage of emotion between perturbed and pissed.

If that twit keeps tailgating me I’m going to get really pertissed!

by Melonni September 6, 2019

Perthie

Pethie Cerlit is a rich blonde boy who was birthed by his mother who had a lisp. He was supposed to be Percy, but his parents just said "Screw it." and named him Perthie. He is a player and has a huge finger-biting kink. He is the son of a headmaster and has all of those boujie things that rich boys do. He rides in a limo and lets girls sit on his lap, although he is just a high schooler.

"Hey~ I like it when you do that . .biting my fingers."
"I-- Perthie --"

"Ahaha, let's ride in my limo and eat gourmet meals."

by Mickeu March 17, 2020