Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004

Pentecostal Lemonade

The drink that a pentecostal or otherwise cheap person makes from the free water, lemons, and sugar provided by a restaurant so they do not have to pay for a beverage.

Waiter: What would you like to drink?

Pentecostal: Oh I'll just have water and a bowl of lemons, oh and can we get some more sugar?

Waiter to another waiter: Fuck these cheap asses at my table they are making pentecostal lemonade so they don't have to spend $2 on a drink. Fuck my life and my tip.

by E Dee Luv May 4, 2009

penterprise

the unobjected use of other persons' pens or pencils aka pen swap

"Hey man, let me see your pen, it's a free penterprise around here."

by Ian V. November 1, 2005

Pantlers

Branched tribal tattoo located at the small of the back, usually seen peeking out of the waistband of hip-huggers.

Her pantlers were partially obscured by the "whale tail".

by AnimalK October 27, 2005

penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.

(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."

by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

pentecostal

is not a cult is a religion that belives jesus is the messiah believe in the power of anointing oil and believe in speaking in tongues they dont think you will burn in hell if you wear make up or short skirts they only think you should be modest the dont think not wearing makeup makes you an awsome person they could really care less what you dress like and they believe prophets and phrophetess are still out there and get messages from god =

people who are pentecostal feel prophets walk amung us

by 111love April 5, 2010