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Skiff Picnic

To unwittingly enjoy a picnic in a public park where dog walkers let their dogs poop on the grass. Despite their picking up the poop a fine layer of skiff will remain quietly and patiently waiting for you and your picnic.
Took the kids out at the weekend and ended up having a skiff picnic....
by Pippyjlong June 1, 2018
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penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.
Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)
by itsange!HAAAH April 21, 2009
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penicle

the length of shaft bewtween bellend and testicles otherwise known as a penimetre, except in the case of a small penis (below 1.5 inches) a nano-penicle, there are 10 nano-penicle's in a penimeter. and one penimeter is equal to 0.5 inches
Dan: i have many nano- penicles.. i'm rather impressed.
jack: well thats nothing on my 5 penimetres.
kyle: well i have the best penicle around.. a whole 6 inches.
Jon: mmmmm penicle
by jockyle January 25, 2010
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Keri Ann Peniche

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!
God, you are being such a Keri Ann Peniche...
by Rulebreaker March 11, 2010
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Picnic

A group of people who hang around in Wolverhampton (UK).
They generaly get drunk, and/or stoned.
Formally civic kids, and an offshot of the Stalex group, the people of Picnic, take their name from the original intention, to get away from town and all the "n00bs", by finding a grassy hill, near the University and Molienux. Which was dubbed "Picnic Area" by the fact of people getting together, and purchasing food and drink, all sharing within the group, and eating this all in sunny weather on grass.
The numbers of Picnic grew, when freinds, of the original group started to come, and then friends of friends.
Adding the perfect combination of, Stoners Drunkards, Party People, and Very Sweet People.
Picnic members tend to be outspoken, and have no problem, expressing their feelings about anything on their mind, this leads to easy cohersion within the group.
This outspokeness, also leads to mockery of lesser people, who really need to get a clue.
Picnic is a great time, people look forward to picnic, it's a time where you can be with the people you really like, just having a good time, sharing private jokes and enjoying life.
"Picnic is not a place,
It's the people, It's what you make of it."

"What's that coming over the hill?
IS IT A LOBSTER?
IS IT A LOBBBSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRR ???!!!???!!?!

"Yo it's nearly 4.20"
by thethongofanime November 7, 2006
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Picnicker

A worker on strike; a picketer; slang for a picketer who spends most of his/her time eating and sitting in lawn chairs while wearing confusing, misleading placards. Often heard mumbling threats and the word Scab at people's back.
The picnicker was reading in his lawn chair while attempting to protest his cause.
by Blockade Runner November 19, 2005
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The Forbidden Picnic

Conan O'Brien's favorite sexual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.
We were out on a sunny park date, when Jennifer asked me to perform The Forbidden Picnic.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.
by Gnawrly September 8, 2011
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