Parised

(pa-riss-d)
To dammage irreprably, and inefficiently, in a violent and messy manner. Often loudly.

Tobias: Hey Paris, throw this watch at a wall; its shockproof
paris throws watch. It breaks, into multiple pieces
Tobias: You just parised my watch, bitch!

by Mr Guevara January 31, 2007

Parlerkish

An adjective used to describe someone that has rock solid abs, is great at dancing, and is always surrounded by girls.

That guy I made out with last night was so parlerkish!

by Angie Vaftly April 21, 2008

Pailex

a) A remedy for sandy vaginas.
b) Someone with a very sandy vagina.

Z: You're such a bitch! I hate you!
Y: Take a freaking Pailex.


OR

Y: I haaaaaate this!
Z: Easy, Pailex.

by Brattitidinal4eva March 14, 2009

Parelevant

Of marginal relevance -- not really relevant, but close enough to maybe be interesting anyway. (From "para" (beside, subsidiary to) + relevant (probative).)

Phil, your job performance this year sucked, although the fact that you always made a fresh pot of decaf when it was almost out is parelevant and gets you some team-play points.

by FitofPeak November 27, 2012

Paralean

The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs

Dude he's absolutely para and he's about to go smoke he'll be buzzing once he's 'Paralean'

by Gtalbot August 20, 2013

Parlefrancaisphobia

The fear of anyone speaking french, originating through the means of "to speak" and "french", in french.

Person 1: Bonjour! Je suis Gee, et vous?
Person 2: STOP TRIGGERING MY PARLEFRANCAISPHOBIA!

by LesDiscordeCarter September 8, 2016

parlena

A beautiful girl from Africa, strong, independent and ambitious.

Beautiful, ambitious, independent thads Parlena

by Parlena March 14, 2017