When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.
by Waze warriorWaze fwgqweertbhg- April 06, 2017
A meeting of about 400-500 JoJo fans in a nearby park. They usually leave behind filled and crusted cumsocks and used diapers.
by BruhWomanBeater123 May 01, 2020
When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...
Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
by Jbt003 July 01, 2014
n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 06, 2013
"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."
by BigBallsBert February 04, 2010
by J$honey August 15, 2021
When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.
ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.
by Spacecowboyi19 July 01, 2018