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Palestined

To attack someone else and then shed crocodile tears and spread propaganda when retaliated.
He slapped you first and started crying and dehumanizing you when you slapped him back. He palestined you.
by FreePalestine😭 December 27, 2023
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Palestinated

An illusion of person who think he have a country and that Jesus born Palestinian even thought the Islam religion invented 600 years later, also group of people that don't know that Jewish people were in the land of Israel 5000 years before any muslim.
He got palestinated even though he read the historic facts.
by Zivgordon December 30, 2023
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Palestine

Palestine is a modification of the name given to the land of Judea by the Romans in 70 CE, which was "Palistina"
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
"Palestine" Is a modification to the name of a Roman province from the early common era.
It is also a place in Texas.
by person@person June 18, 2025
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palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"
by John niglington December 27, 2024
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Palestining

Murdering, raping, torturing, kidnapping, etc., then screaming as loudly as possible to accuse the victim of your own disgusting behavior. Also see DARVO and Gazalighting.
When Achmed was caught after kidnapping and abusing children, he Palestined by screaming "Every accusation is a confession!"

Muhammad tried to play the victim card by Palestining, but was convicted as a pedophile anyway.
by OceanSailor January 17, 2024
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Palestinize

When someone makes something up and insults you for disagreeing instead of bringing up counterpoints
I was Palestinized when I was told I didn't pay rent when I actually did and sent my landlord proof, but he just insulted me back
by Factoid12342023 October 29, 2023
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Palestined

Staring a fight, and then blaming the other side for starting it, using irrelevant events from a long time ago
Did you heard that

Jackie stole my boyfriend? And now she is blaming me for starting it because I stole a pen from her in frist grade. She totally Palestined me
by Your perfect girl December 26, 2023
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