socially-osterized

Being shunned and put in a blender by society. Being the subject of intensely-adverse gossip.

She was socially-osterized by her sorrority mates for dating someone of a different race.

by Mondo Fuego May 14, 2006

OSTEOFEROCIOUS

A milf or cougar who is very sexually forward.

How'd that date go with the cougar? Did you get any?
-Oh yeah it was great. She was definitely osteoferocious.

by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009

Ostrich Foot

(n) - A condition that happens when a girl's feet are busted and look nasty, as if she walked barefoot her entire life.

I was checking this girl out and was thinking about talking to her, but decided not too when I saw she had ostrich foot.

by Dragon - 7x7 Club February 3, 2010

Dirty ostrich

A sexual act that most commonly occurs when a couple is engaged in doggy style sex. The male inserts a finger into the anus of the female, in an effort to initiate the Dirty Sanchez sequence. His plot is foiled however, when she buries her head in pillows out of sheer delight from the introduction of the finger.

I set out to give her a Dirty Sanchez for her birthday, but apparently all she wanted was a dirty ostrich.

by BDW June 12, 2006

Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007

Chocolate Ostrich

When you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different sex positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.

Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.

This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!

(Guy) "Welcome to the party!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"

by imonaboatmfer May 8, 2010

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011