Omaha Steaks

A purchase that someone "casually" mentions during a conversation that is intended to impress but has the opposite result.

The item being referred to is typically of a bottom-tier luxury brand.

Associate: The analyst wouldn't stop going on about her love for Coach bags last night.
Senior Associate: She use them to carry her Omaha Steaks?

by TheHedge June 18, 2009

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Omaha Thimble

An attempt to urinate after exposure to extreme cold, the genital shrinkage causing difficulty when holding the penis.

"Dude, it's like one hundred below out there, and when I went to take a whiz, it was totally Omaha Thimble."

by DiabeticD September 1, 2009

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Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

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Oomphasis

Oomph + emphasis = oomphasis. When emphasizing just isn't enough and you need that extra OOMPH. Well, that there is called an oomphasis.

Michael: "That dinner at Benihana's was super delicious."
Jim: "I thought it was better than that."
Michael: "Fine. It was super DUPER delicious."
Jim: "Why did you think 'duper' would make it sound better."
Michael: "I was trying to add a little oomphasis."

by SiriusLee August 7, 2015

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Orphan ice

Those ice cubes that fall out of the ice maker, undetected for long periods of time.

"Dude, why does this ice in my cup look like Rocky Dennis?"

"The ice maker tray was empty, so I used some ice I found behind the pizza rolls."

"Ugh, dude, don't use the orphan ice!"

by Johnnyimage November 19, 2015

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