the omelet

When you are getting head and when you are about to ejaculate you do it in her ear. Then fold her ear so it sticks.

One time, I made this ho breakfast, cooked her the omelet.

by Rickety Split December 3, 2007

smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Crusty Omelette

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.

Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"

by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009

Ooble

a word completly made up without any root words or connections to other words

person 1"flaznak!"
person 2 "what?"
person 1 "I burnt myself"
person 2"no what's flaznak?""
person 1"flaznak is an ooble dumbass!"

by Asian Plague March 31, 2005

juicy omelette

When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.

Some biatch was buggin me, so I gave her a juicy omelette to set her straight.

by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003

chocolate omelet

A huge poop, larger then just a normal loaf.

Dude - I just whipped up this monster Chocolate Omelet!

by mianosm April 2, 2007

ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.

by Jacob March 15, 2005