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Obligation Bang

V. When a dude relunctantly has intercourse with someone whom he considers to be slightly repulsive, doing so solely out of obligation to his penis. This term is especially important when your bros ask you the age-old question, "Would you hit that?" in reference to a somewhat unattractive chick.
Biscuit Joe: "Hey, man, would you bang Caitlin?"
Grey Jiff: "Uh... I wouldn't enjoy sexing up Caitlin, but I feel like I owe it to my dick to get some action. I might not nail anyone else for a long time. So, yeah, I'd close my eyes, take a deep breath, imagine Jessica Alba, and obligation bang Caitlin's nasty ass.
by John McLove July 19, 2011
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madoola oblongada

ahh, the such pleasant genitile area of a man
by ~*RiS$()Le "DA BRAZ"*~ November 8, 2003
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OBLIGATIONIST

One who obligates;

Yes, you know one ... Perhaps you are one? It's that person who's name causes you to roll your eyes and taste the metallic acid of dread in the back of your throat. The Obligationist is the reason that you screen your calls. The Obligationist is the person behind the dreaded holiday dinner that ruins the spirit for the day. The Obligationist is the person who "volunteers" to help you out, just to be "a friend", then reminds you of that favor for the rest of your living days. The Obligationist is the person who is somehow in your life, but you can not figure out what terrible thing you did, in this life or some other, that you should deserve this. The Obligationist is a vile person who feeds on your life energy so it can feel alive.

This is someone who keeps showing up in your life like dog crap on your shoe. This person is a continuous source of frustration and irritation. A gnat circling your head in the night, it's incessant buzzing waking you just before you drop off into peaceful sleep. They are like a rash that will not go away. Obligationism is an art form for the losers of our world ... It is a black art. A dark craft practiced by people without a clear vision of "self".

They will find something that you need, or get involved with someone who you can not avoid. It is as difficult to rid yourself of the Obligationists as it is to rid your body of a wart, or an infestation of lice ... Serious measures must be taken. The question is; Are you willing to do what must be done? The Obligationist will always try to have some sort of hold on you. It is not easy to escape once one has latched on.
DAMN!, It's that girl who left her panties at my house last weekend calling again! What an OBLIGATIONIST!
by Vmaximus August 25, 2009
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Crop Duster Ogling

To flirtatiously stare at landing planes while sprawling over the roof of your car
and by the third day i just feel like crop duster ogling
by Just a Girl with a Dream April 29, 2010
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Oblingieir

When you are depressed, and listen to music for emotional support.
Oblingieir

Verb

When I get back from school I usually oblingieier.
by Bill Noye September 8, 2018
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obligreets

IRC term: greetings for anyone entering a chatroom, even if they are new and/or unknown.
*** puffnasty (Puffnasty@idigital-web-2C9DD83D.*.*.*.net) has joined channel
<guy> hey, puff
by Citron March 20, 2004
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Oblonguler

a word for and oblong and a rectangle

said like:
oblong-you-ler

can also be used as an insult (if the other person has never heard of it)
that room is oblonguler

you have an oblonguler shaped head

you are oblonguler
by not really clever February 25, 2009
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