The effects of a thoroughpounding after an extended sex drought, your clitoral region feels like it has been obliterated
Megan hadn't gotten dick for months and after hooking up with Bazza for an epic cock fest her twat felt like the mozzarella on a Margarita pizza, she had been ocliterated by the Big B
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.