Oak Harbor Ohio 

Oak harbor is a horrible place. get out while you still can. druggies and hoes at every corner and hicks. it’s a place where you must fear of constantly being judged no matter what you do. it’s not fun

yo, you used to go to Oak Harbor Ohio? isn’t that where all the hicks and hoes are?

Oak Harbor Ohio by fuudustsattweufkkc September 14, 2021

oak house 

Shittest manny accom with sweaty flat parties and more coke than the entirety of Columbia.

"You live in Oak House? How havnt you offed yourself yet?"

oak house by Champ chimp March 29, 2022

Oak Lawn 

A place where a bunch of kids who are not really from Chicago call home. Most of the kids who go to Oak Lawn high school are either Arab or are just complete douches who don't know how to drink. Most parties consist of people just sitting around and talking about shit that will mean nothing after high school.

The girls are hot, but are uptight and don't know how to party. For some reason they are all random sluts. Some Oak Lawn terms include, shaking up with Randy's, cheesin mad, and getting wacked. The kids seems cool at first, but then you usually find out they're just annoying as all hell.

The only cool kids to find in Oak Lawn are the ones who went to Catholic Southside schools such as St. Rita, Br. Rice, or St. Laurence.

Basically going to Oak Lawn will just totally piss you off, unless you're just trying to go chill with a bunch of kids and gossip or talk about your biceps.

Oak Lawn kid one: Dude I went to this party in Midway this weekend and shook up with soooo many Randy's.

OL kid two: Shit you must have been waked bro
OL kid three: Anyone trying to go to Biami tomorrow?

Oak Lawn by Mike fam October 14, 2016

Oak Brook 

A swanky suburb of Chicago with a mall and no gas stations.

Guess where I was was today...I got a ton of really expensive clothes, ran out of gas and had to walk all the way to the next town over to fuel up!

Let me guess...Oak Brook?

Yeah!

Oak Brook by social psychology March 9, 2010

Oak Harbor 

1) A city of about 20,000 where the only thing for the youth to do is to wait and hope that they graduate from high school sane and in one piece, (providing no bomb threats were actually serious, or not actually jumping over the railings of the deception pass bridge) where they would probably just get 5-8 more hours/week from their min. wage job flipping burgers, or bagging groceries which they got while in high school--why most get the hell out as soon they're handed their diploma.

2) A town that looks and acts like it's stuck 20 years behind any city off the island it's stuck on, Whidbey Island, with the exception of the Navy's presence and their CSI style investigative unit.

1) guy: so what's there to do in Oak Harbor?

o.h. native: It's Oak Harbor...

guy: oh.

2) guy: so how's Oak Harbor?

o.h. native: same ole, same ol

guy: i'm sorry

Oak Harbor by Gar Waage February 4, 2010

Oak Harbor 

A highly fascist town in which everyone thinks they are the dankest ass people because theyve tried marijuana once in their lives, also consisting of gay ass people preferably the class of 2011 because all of the girls that hung out with the so called "skater pot head badasses" get group rate discounts on abortions and beg unpopular lowerclassmen to buy them pregnancy tests and they think that theyre so cool becuase most of their parents are bigger fuck ups then them.
Also consisting of about one billion and two asians or filipino folks. And the rest, well theyre white people who act like thugs and travel 82 miles to the nearest mall to buy crap that will be out of style in less than six months. In oak harbor the idea of independance was killed when the dutch settled there.

Bobby: Hey lets go smoke weed with my mom who lives in the Oak Harbor appartments

Naomi: Okay as long as i get first hit.

Dalton: Hey lets go to JC Pennys

Aaron: Are you fucking kidding me? SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDD

Oak Harbor by shittttttt nahhhhhhhhhh October 21, 2008

Oak Knoll Elementary School 

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.

A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.

Oak Knoll Elementary School by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008