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Nuclear Blowjob 

When a male performs oral sex on a female, and the female cums, the male licks up all the secretion. After which, the female will give a blow job to the male, and at the time of orgasm, removes her head, letting the cum splatter all over the place. At the same time, the male will spit out all of the female's secretion that he has been holding in his mouth. Thus creating a huge explosion of cum.
She just gave me a Nuclear Blowjob, it was awesome
Nuclear Blowjob by Doctor Unk November 22, 2010
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nuclear poke 

the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.
*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--
nuclear poke by CoffeeDrinker July 31, 2010

Nuclear Warheads 

shots containing warheads(the candy) dissolved in vodka.
Nuclear Warheads by BillSmith September 15, 2012

nuclear war in the mouth

war heads, like the really sour sucking candy
"dude, give me a nuclear war in the mouth"
"just friggin say war head, gosh"

Nuclear Conflict of Interest 

A Nuclear Conflict of Interest happens when elected Leaders give their support to the Nuclear Industry because they have received some form of Nuclear Payback without disclosing it to the public.
The number of Political Leaders that are being given money by the Nuclear Industry is rapidly increasing, is that the real reason we are being forced to accept more nuclear reactors and isn't that a Nuclear Conflict of interest?

Nuclear Power Mutant 

An employee or contractor at a nuclear power facility who has strange disfigurements, a weird speech impediment or is otherwise deformed, ugly or haggardly.

Sometimes abbreviated to just mutant when discussing within a nuclear power facility.
When I was leaving containment there was a Nuclear Power Mutant decontaminating our equipment, she looked like sloth from "The Goonies".

Nuclear Fix 

The nuclear industries (aka nuclear fascists) policy of donating massive amounts of money to insure that all levels of Government support Nuclear Energy to protect their market share despite it's enormous environmental RISK of yet another Fukushima, instead of supporting less expensive, NON RISKY Eco Friendly Solar energy.
Despite the public demanding decommissioning of their old leaking reactor, replacing it with lower cost, safer solar energy, the nuclear fix was in and the Politicians all voted for upgrading the old problematic nuclear reactor while also extending its license 20 years!
Nuclear Fix by CaptD August 29, 2012