penis

that thing that keeps popping up in your pants

1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis

by caelin moore December 04, 2011

Penis

1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction.

2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.

1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina.

2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.

by Jay Shizzle August 26, 2004

Penis

Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with

Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?

by Pearls July 02, 2006

penis

my best friend, pleasurable,long and hard, or short and squishy. the head looks like a mushroom. inserted in the vagina for sexual pleasure.

please insert your penis into my vagina... $25 please.

by rubhaley April 03, 2005

Penis

1. Wang
2. Dong
3. One-Eyed Monster
4. Trouser Trout
5. Trouser Snake
6. Cock
7. Dick
8. Baby Arm
9. Dinky
10. Hand Held Device
11. Anti-Lesbian Device
12. Cherry Popper
13. Wiener
14. Reproducer
15. White Army Base
16. The Banana
17. Cream Filled Twinkie
18. Pickle
19. One-Eyed Purple-headed warrior
20. The Handbrake
21. Crotch Companion
22. Tadpole
23. Larger Clitoris
24. Plain Macaroni
25. Pvt. Johnson

Now think of 25 for Vagina...

by -=.SeNoR.NeUvA.YoRk.=- February 02, 2005

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

penis

Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.

That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE

by Sute >:O April 26, 2005