beautiful feet

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.

Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.

by Moisturizer October 11, 2007

Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

by I Wear One Sock April 8, 2010

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

Boobie Feet

Some people in the world have boobies growing on their feet.

Haha.. BOOBIE FEET!!

by janaway June 3, 2009

fecal feet

NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.

"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"

by Sam Davis, the original circus punk April 30, 2008

caca feet

1.The discusting smell when you take off your shoes after a long day's work.

2.Walking around (usually outside) without any socks and shoes on, and then entering into a nice clean house.

1.It's discusting that everytime we see you, you have caca feet.

2. I always know when the old man gets home because I can literally smell caca feet all the way in my room.

by Adub408 November 9, 2019

Chino Feet

Chino Feet is a severe medical condition typically linked to the Mario family. It originates from the rare fungus "Isaiah" and causes severe inflammation of the toes, lungs, esophagus, and even irritableness upon hearing the word "Chino." This infection typically lasts around four years, and affects high-school-aged kids the most. It's also quite common for the infected to become addicted to games like Valorant, Kingdom Hearts, and Rocket League.

"Why's Mr. Mario so mad about you saying the word "Chino?""

"He must be infected with Chino Feet..."

by UpdateScreen January 9, 2022