super nintendo

A mighty fine System still rocking, most powerful 16-bitter ever.

Sonyroolz thinks graphics make the game. F*ck the graphics. Its about the fun man, not the eye candy.

by Mike Butler {everytime I see sonyroolz, which is e August 29, 2003

Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006

ninnywiffer

one who goes around smelling bike seats

man i saw ronny up at the pool sniffin on some bike seats what a ninnywiffer

by pope john smalls December 6, 2006

Nintendblow

n. - the action of removing a disk , dvd, card, usb or any other storage medium that is not functioning properly and blowing into the slot to resolve the problem. The action stems from 90s era Nintendo game consoles which would accumulate enough dust to stall the game.

Yo, pull that DVD out and give it a Nintendblow.

My camera card won't work. Try a Nintendblow in the slot.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz February 22, 2009

Ninshitsu

The art of taking a shit in a public restroom without being detected, similar to ninjutsu.

When in a restroom stall, pull your feet up so they cannot be seen. Wait for someone else to give you a cover flush before taking a dump. When done, wait for everybody to clear out before leaving. Congratulations, you are now a master in the ancient art of Ninshitsu.

by Count_Snackula January 16, 2015

Ninjago

A LEGO TV-Show with 5 (really hot) ninja called Lloyd (the green and hottest one with his energy balls), Kai (the firehead), Zane (Let it go! Let it go! The cold never bothered him anway...), Jay (if he starts to talk: RUN!), Cole (the first time he's a human, then a ghost, now a human. Gosh, he's almost like Garmadon!) and Nya (she shows how to mix water with elictricity, don't even try to try!). They're saving Ninjago in six awesome seasons from assholes like the overlord, the nindroids, master Chen, the anacondrais, Morro and his ghost army, Sensei Yang or Nadhakan with his pirates. With an overprotecting uncle named Sensei Wu and many, many, MANY Love-Scenes you can't be bored anymore!

Besides, with 64 episodes, 2 pilot episodes and a 45 minute special, it's the longest LEGO TV-Show ever made! And it's not over yet!

"If Ninjago's new season comes out this year, I would be the happiest person on earth!"

"Hey, aren't you Lloyd from Ninjago? Oh my god, please give me an autograph!"

"Hey, Ninjago is on TV now! Do you want' to watch Ninjago with me?"

by Eleonore Estelle Earl January 2, 2017

Ninja break

When you need a few minutes away from your gf to...

Where's ninja at?
"Oh, he stepped out for a ninja break"

by XS2017 May 19, 2017