Murphy's Law

The life that of Jenifer Ives. What ever possibly could go wrong, will go wrong. All life long. Period.

Having a day of complete disaster? Murphy's Law could apply here, I mean you're having a Jenifer? Happens to others from time to time.

by Sunkye January 2, 2017

murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'

"thats sods law for you!"

by Matt September 30, 2003

Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010

Murphy Richards

a orange haired kid that i fucked.... he has a 11 inch penis.... gurls if i was 1 of u i would fuck this kid for another 11 hours peace out love ya nigga

orange haired kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv u

by Katie Lanno January 22, 2005

murphy lee

Created possibly the worst song of 2003 (besides clap back of course) and belongs in catergories with rappers such ass ja rule and coolio

wat da hook gon be? you aint gonna hear anotha song from me

by Chester March 10, 2004

Murphy Brown

You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.

Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown

by jango threat June 18, 2009

murphy lee

hot, sexy, and very attractive

like in shake your tale feather

by calliope shorty August 7, 2003