Munchie Mulch

A slang term for Marijuana

Hey bro did you hear that they legalized Munchie Mulch in Colorado?

by rploeck November 9, 2012

Matthew Mutch

An absolute fucking jew.

Cody looks at Matthew Mutch and says, "What a fucking jew."

by Cody #18 October 7, 2016

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021

devin mutchner

Devin Mutchner aka devon is a cool, short, and bald headed guy. He simps over women named Valerie (aka me writing this) #ghostrider he only has two friends (me and nataly.) He smokes a little too much for his own good, it is very concerning..this is also for assigned for you stop smoking if you are reading this DEVIN MUTCHNER. I think I like you behind all of that hair, please get a haircut and grow a pair and get bitches. (not the bitches part , im your only route) Twin flames remember ??? Two souls! You are the Edward to my Bella. So if you try to leave me, read this mf urban dick if you trying to leave me , it will never work btw <3)

DEVIN MUTCHNER: you're delicious

ME: CONDOMS

by poopyloopy23 March 25, 2022

Kevin mutch

A ghost

Guy 1: hey dude have you seen the new horror movie
Guy 2: yeah dude it stars kevin mutch as the ghost

by Mydadleftmeattheageof4 April 4, 2023

necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.

Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.

by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023

Bob Mulch

A legend in Phantom Forces. The legend goes... In an ordinary Phantom Forces lobby... a man named Bob_Mulch was on the Ghosts team, hes lived his life until this moment going aimlessly until something snapped... He carried the ghosts to victory! Everyone chanted MVP MULCH! They adore him, appreciate him, and are inspired by HIS NAME! All of that praise... and he is humble.. only saying.. "So many fans for being mid at this game"... THE LEGEND!!

"I would never do anything bad, Im humble and I'm everyones favorite! Im like Bob Mulch! Even though ill never be as good as him, I can try!

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 January 14, 2024