Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012

mudda sick

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by John Brown April 14, 2004

Muddy Butterfly

While pounding some brown eye, you pull out your cock and smear it all over her butterfly tramp stamp.

"I was pounding Jill's ass hard last night. Then I whipped out my cock and gave that trick a Muddy Butterfly."

by Adashi March 2, 2008

Muddy Puddle

Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.

"Do you wanna do a Muddy Puddle tonight babe".

by Pu55y D35tr0y3r June 5, 2020

muddy higgins

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy higgins? I will pay you.

by higgins May 12, 2004

muddy motorboat

Vibrating one's lips between a females booty cheeks!

Damn that girl has a fine ass. I sure would like to give her a "muddy motorboat."

by B and T October 12, 2006

Muddy Dugout

A woman that forward wipes her bum after taking a dookie. Bringing fecal matter into the vagina.

"I got hepatitis after fucking that babe with the muddy dugout."

by Mace of Spaids January 24, 2010