higgins's definitions

warm and fuzzy higgins

The warm and fuzzy higgins is a imaginary creature that was made up by sailers in the early 1700's. It is much like the unicorn or the mermaid. It is said that the warm and fuzzy higgins will give you a warm feeling in your testicles.

"Shut up you stupid bitch, there is no such thing as a warm and fuzzy higgins." Bob said, as he reached back like a pimp and slapped Suzy.

by higgins March 24, 2005

titanic higgins

The word titanic is applied to someone who goes overboard. The higgins is added when a person goes so far overboard that it is hilarious.

titanic: Joe purchased 5 kegs of beer for his Y2K party

titanic higgins: To prepare for Y2K Titanic Higgins purchased 500 pounds of oatmeal, 500 pounds of wheat, a deisel powered generator, 500 gallons of fuel, 1000 rounds of 22 ammo and buried $1000 worth of change in the yard. He spent new years eve in his bunker in the basement.

by higgins January 24, 2005

muddy higgins

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy higgins? I will pay you.

by higgins May 12, 2004

cold and prickley higgins

1. The act of making a person feel like shit.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.

I volunteered to come into work on my day off, and when I got there my boss yelled at me for being 1 minute late. Now I plan to kill myself, I feel like I got cold and prickley higginsed.

by higgins March 24, 2005

ambiguously gay higgins

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.

damn your an ambiguously gay higgins.

by higgins March 22, 2005

Mad Sick Garbage

Something really cool that you just have to say something cause you feel like it

Mad Sick Garbage!

by Higgins June 8, 2003

almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

by Higgins March 22, 2005