Dirty Moustache

Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.

Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache

by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010

mousestache

the facial hair on a mouse or rodent; generally is just a mustache, but can also be a goatee, van dyke (a mustache and goatee combination commonly confused with goatee), or mutton chops

Really? I've never seen a mousestache up close before.

by Dangerfield S. Burnside December 5, 2010

Moustache

A type of facial hair that makes men look weird.

Girl 1:Omg he would look better without a moustache
Girl 2:I know

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 12, 2017

Filthy Moustache

The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.

Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!

by Rodney L July 27, 2011

Tooth Moustache

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.

H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache

by @[][]!# February 21, 2013

pussy moustache

Hitler style bush of hair above the lips after puss- scaping.

Thought I as getting with the Furor when I went down on her. Had that Pussy Moustache hovering under my nose. Gave her my best "Seig Heil"!

by JjjjjjjjjjjjJosh January 4, 2017

Manav’s moustache

A horrifying moustache that terrifies most young children

That’s very Manav’s moustache

by Shark and May 9, 2019