nasty motherfucker 

When yo boy ties a nasty ass knot on ya jacket strings and ya can't undo it

Brooks: hey ben
Ben: ya
Brooks: *does it to em* haha, I just gave you a nasty motherfucker!
Ben: aw shucks!

nasty motherfucker by Mine craftmaster11 February 18, 2018

head to the motherfucking desk 

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

head to the motherfucking desk by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit 

When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.

"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

English, motherfucker! 

What you can scream at someone when said individual is rambling on about anything stupid, uninteresting, or nerdy. The perfect "shut up" phrase. Coined from the infamous "Ezekiel 25:17" scene in "Pulp Fiction" starring Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta.

Wannabe pimp: "Yo, homie! I be rippin' and runnin' an' gunnnin' sunnin' and bunnin' on these hoes wit' my fo-fo fuck the po-po! Knawmean?


Me: English, motherfucker!

English, motherfucker! by Frostbite Da Sno Leopard February 15, 2009

motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild. 

Someone who you think you can trust, but actually goes behind your back every second of the day, without your knowing. Tries to act grown up, but proves that they are but a stupid little child on a daily basis with their immaturity.

I trusted her, and she told them!" "That's what you get for telling a motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild.

motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild. by LALALALALA1239375 December 6, 2010

shaolin motherfucker 

Someone who does cool shit without a thought for their friends.

Origin: A long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of Shaolin Monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit...and didn't invite his blood. When the truth came out, the backstabbed Brother From Another Mother exclaimed 'Shaolin, motherfucker'.

Oli: You won't believe what Dalan and Fiona did while I was at my parents' place visiting my dying grandmother!
Radwan: What?
Oli: They went to watch The Marine.
Radwan: They didn't ask you if you wanted to go?
Oli: Hell no, they kept it lower than Britney's underwear.
Radwan: What a pair of shaolin motherfuckers!

shaolin motherfucker by Oliver Denton January 6, 2008

Fuck you motherfuckers 

A good retort to people who use urbandictionary to argue about politics.

You wanna argue about politics? FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, go back to MySpace.

Fuck you motherfuckers by RySenkari October 7, 2006