mobot

An athletic achievement

That was really and truly a mobot what you did on the track

by tory borty December 20, 2013

moot

Something a retarded cow would say.

Regular Cow: Mooooo.
Retarded Cow: Mooooooooooo.....ttttt.

by Scott Wu June 20, 2005

Moot

A filthy vagina only touched by the lowest people in society.

Craig: "Holy fuck John did you fuck Brenda's moot?"
John: "Yeah, so what?"
Craig: "Rack off"

by m000000tttt May 13, 2013

Moot

Vagina. Usually used in a derogatory fashion.

"That skirt is so short, it's a moot skimmer!"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

molotov cocktail

a bomb made up of a glass bottle with a flammable liquid inside and with a gasoline-soaked cloth inside and coming out the top. It is lit and thrown and explodes on impact creating an instant inferno. First used in World War 1

Big Bird: hey kids today we're gonna teahc you how to make your own molotov cocktail.

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Mootch

Someone who always is begging and stealing food. Example at the caff table if someone every day comes and asks for food or takes your pizza when you are not looking. They are usually very nice and you know you love them.. but its not their fault if they have gross lunches and they look for nourishment in others :) Always be generous and when they ask for gum dont lie and say no cause thats not nice. Rude if you call them freeloaders.

"Oh look its Julia coming to ask people for food again, she is such a mootch".
"Run from the mootch!"

"Hide your food, the mootch is coming"

by The_MOotch October 22, 2010

monotony

The practice of restricting oneself to having sex with only one other person.

synonym: monogamy

A: Hey dude, wanna go hire some hookers?

B: No thanks, I'm trying to practice monotony.

by stultus January 27, 2010