Moosing

Surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road on your tippy toes, eyes wide, head out, using one hand to make antlers and the other to smoke a cigarette.

Slow down! Is that a moose? Oh wait, it's just some guy Moosing us.

by Chilltownian July 7, 2013

Moosing

When you get together with a bunch of mooses and do moose stuff. Possible moose activities include speeding, sipping, tripping, dipping, chopping, wubbing, beaning, rolling, and donating to moose conservation groups.

I’ll moose over if y’all are moosing

by Moosetopherson P. Jones April 19, 2019

Moose

A mammal that likes to have sex with women on craigslist.

Did you hear about the Moose on the news that got shot by a hunter when he found out the Moose was having sex with his 12 year old daughter?

by Chicken42017 September 16, 2010

Moose

a Ultra Noob

He pulled a "Moose"

by v ViiRuS x December 22, 2010

Moose

Someone of extreme ugliness or someone you do not care for. This person will usually tend to piss the shit out of you.

Why do you have to be such a moose?

by altenation April 18, 2006

mooseing

Sex with members of staff lower than yourself, while at work

Im on a break now if u wana join me, we'll go sumwhere quiet and get down to sum serious mooseing

by Matt Dawson July 18, 2006

Moose

A gram or more of weed.

Hey could I get a moose of ya?

by Barnacle Boy November 9, 2010