monogorifice

a monogorifice describes a fictional orifice occupy-able (metaphorically) by a single partner.

The word monogorifice is a combination of the words monog (short for monogamy) and orifice.

Hi Tim, nice to meet you, are you currently the soul occupier of Jessica's monogorifice?

"Jared", "Yes Binx?", "If I had a monogorifice I'd wanna shove you in it!", single tear

It's ok, you can spend the night, my monogorifice is currently unoccupied ::wink wink::

by DeadlyiCoN October 9, 2008

monocon

A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.

He is such a monocon, cant he tell i dont care what he thinks.

by Otrakei March 26, 2009

Monologue

What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class

Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?

by PretzelBob June 24, 2019

adorable monologue

When you are having a conversation with someone very close to you and at certain moment you become connected, and you know there is no more need for other words. You know what he is about to say, and he knows what you are thinking. But you become so nervous that when he looks at you, you feel the need to keep talking and he is just smiling like he has some funny comments, but actually he is just enjoying how cute you are when slightly distracted and the only one talking and talking until you realize it is one of those moments...

Mrs. Over-Elaborate and Mr. Busy were having a great time walking around the park. They were enjoying maybe the last sunny and warm autumn day of the year together while having one of those nice conversations. For all the people walking by they must have looked like a couple deeply in love and yet they were working on how to be just close friends.

After some time on a bench, they started walking again and were having troubles forming another sentence because some things are just impossible to say without a touch. Mr. Busy tried to begin but noticed she was thinking about the same and therefore did not even finish a single word and begun to look at her with flirtatious smile and Mrs. Over-Elaborate became distracted thinking there is some joke coming on her behalf and hence started talking and talking... And the more she talked the more disconcert she was. Mr. Busy continued smiling but there was no joke nor some funny comment, her adorable monologue was inspiring great affection in him...And there just couple seconds later, she realized their connection. She looked him in the eyes, and they hugged...

by Mrs. Over-Elaborate October 11, 2023

Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.

Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.

by Jake April 15, 2005

momoko

The essence of the kpop fan nobody likes
They think their opinion on music is the best

and they have pride in their skill that doesn't exist

"watch out momoko is nearby"
"fuck momoko. I mean srsly that girl is a little shit!"

by caretyulez224 March 27, 2021

monolog

self-righteous son of a bitch who thinks he has the authority to tell people they're going to hell

Fuck you monolog, you bastard!

by FU November 6, 2004