Mongolian Flush

The act of anal intercourse with a woman while giving her a swirly.

I gave her the ol' Mongolian flush. Booyah.

by DB February 5, 2004

mongol

Sorry, a mongol is someone from Mongolia while a mongoloid is someone with Down Syndrome

The Mongols swept the Eastern world.

by Hizzo February 27, 2004

mongoloid feet

Used when describing someone with ridiculously large and often times dirty feet. A true mongoloid footer has a huge and very long big toe in which many diseases may occur such as gangrene. People with monogoloid feet have very low self esteem and often think you are judging them when describing their feet. When in actuality, you are just pointing out that they need to wash those fucking things with some type of chemical so they look sort of normal. For short the word 'mongs' could be used to describe this horrible disease.

Watch Out! Look over there. It's a bird, it's a plane, no its just Chrissy and her mongoloid feet.

Ewww Chrissy, Get those mongs off my bed.

by Stacy Graf May 6, 2005

mongolian throat singing

is gargling cum
Basically;
Baby gravy, mouth, gargle. Easy

Britnii was totally practicing Mongolian throat singing last night

by conquerpain March 9, 2016

mongoloid

(n.) Someone from southern or eastern asia according to a now obsolete racial classification. The name is given, probably as a result of genghis khan's mongol empire, which saw mongols breed with the natives of most asian races/tribes. The key factors in deciding whether a skull is mongoloid or not lie in the eyes and nose.

Most Chinese, Japanese and Koreans were once called 'mongoloid'.

caucasoid
negroid
austroloid

by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019