by Football13 July 29, 2012
Get the Mongo longo mug.The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008
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A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-righteous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
by Darkest! March 13, 2019
Get the doodoo mongler mug.Someone who eats all of the food when they aren't supposed too. They are usually overweight and no one likes them
Greg: who ate all the cookies
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler
by Dpivkle April 23, 2019
Get the Chub Mongler mug.It is the Italian word for 'Hot Air Balloon'. It is in honor of its inventor The Mongolfier brothers.
by Sr. Lucignolo Vespucci January 16, 2008
Get the mongolfiera mug.When you form a circle of at least 4 people (usually male) abd in the middle anything that can be penetrated (male, female, object) Then you pass the object in the middle around, giving it one thrust per person, until all but one person has came, and that person is named Khan, making everyone else in the circle his/her bitch.
by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf January 26, 2017
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by Molly and Robin October 31, 2019
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