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miracle turd

when you unload a turd from your asshole and the turd is so perfect that it comes out of your cheeks so elegantly that you do not have to wipe. it is so simple yet elegant.
oh my god i was at KFC and i totally just released a miracle turd
by CHICKYDUDE December 17, 2009
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Aviation Miracle

The act of an aircraft having zero chance of becoming avialable to perform a trip due to a maintanance issue, crew issue or any other grounding item, then suddenly, like Moses parting the Red Sea, becoming available.
459TN will not be available to perform the 0500L deptarture out of MDW due to the wing falling off. Then at 0400L, Jesus the mechanic came down from heaven and put the wing back on and now, 459TN can complete the flight and as such, it's an Aviation Miracle!
by Not A Mechanic June 13, 2011
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Lyrical Miracle

A pejorative for rap lyrics that are super lame and corny but delivered with a sense of extreme confidence. Rappers who practice Lyrical Miracle songwriting often try to rap really fast and jump from topic to topic in their songs. As a result, many Lyrical Miracle artists often use a lot of words without actually saying anything.

Lyrical Miracle-style music is often associated with rappers and rap fans who are mentally stuck in the 90s or early 2000s and decry contemporary genre styles (such as trap, "mumble" rap or emo rap) as being "meaningless mainstream garbage" and not "real hip-hop". The irony of this is that the music they hold up as the genre's eternal gold-standard is usually jam packed with self-masterbation, complaints about "critics who just don't understand" the rapper's discography, and lame attempts at wordplay.

The term originates from the 2014 video "Bad Internet Rappers" by YouTuber Filthy Frank, in which comedian/musician George Miller/Joji makes fun of amateur rappers who create this type of song.
person 1: Hey did you hear the new Eminem single?

person 2: Lol nah, Eminem's been making Lyrical Miracle shit for what seems like forever. All his recent songs are just him angrily saying really lame puns without even a hint of self-awareness and complaining about people not liking the other albums where he's done this shit
by get free wifi anywhere you go February 15, 2021
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Miracle Aligner

Someone who is very competent in numerous sexual acts and can make your wildest dreams come true.

Miracle Aligners are typically humble but very confident in the bedroom.
"He's a Miracle Aligner it's like he was born to blow my mind"
by Silverbulletclub May 31, 2018
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Mira Loma

1. A place in Southern California with a dark history that forced it to change its name

2. Formerly known Wineville, but changed name because of the Wineville Chicken Coop Murders

3. The movie "The Changeling" is about the Wineville Chicken Coop Murders

4. Most people who live in Mira Loma don't know the history
Wineville was such a nice town until them boys got killed... Let's rename the town Mira Loma so we can all forget about it.
by Jinny_1909 January 13, 2009
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Doug Mirabelli

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.
Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?
Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.
by Captain Stabby July 7, 2005
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Miracle Poo

When a person has a massive shit, and when expecting to spend the next half hour to an hour cleaning up one hell of a gastly mess, whipes their arse and realises there is no mess at all. Thus the Lord has blessed your hard efforts straining with a no mess joy.
I went for a banging shit, was a bitch to squeeze out, thought it was gonna be at least a whole roll to clean it but it was a miracle poo!
by Clunge bandits March 6, 2010
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