Microsoft

A company that controls over 90% of the computer OS market share. Which is also highly criticized and made fun of. This is stupid because there the number 1 OS maker. And contrary to popular belief there products actually work. They are also worth more than any other computer OS manufacture in the world. So come on people lets face facts. There products must work because if they didn’t then no one would buy them.

Microsoft Windows NT, 95,98, 2000, XP, Vista. Xbox, Xbox 360, Zune

by Commander Grass July 7, 2007

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Company that everyone hates due to the aggorant asshole known as Steve Jobs.

Mac Nazis: WAH WAH FUCK MICROSOFT THEY SUCK WAH!
Linux Nazis: M$ is shit wah
Normal person: ...Why do I have to listen to you assholes?

by OLOL February 3, 2007

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microsoft moment

The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.

Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...

by WickedNoone October 10, 2016

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Microsoft Word

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.

Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?

by whyistherebaconinthesoap August 13, 2010

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