messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018

messy mexican

A plate of Mexican food all mixed together

I like to eat my messy Mexican with hot sauce.

by Food critic November 30, 2022

Do a Messi

When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.

Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?

by Bigausk June 16, 2012

messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 6, 2009

Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.

"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"

by Wane karr November 6, 2011

Messi-Schwabe

Ein Messi-Schwabe ist eine menschenähnlDerm mit primatenartiger Intelligenz. Sie ernährt sich hauptsächlich von Junkfood und Resten dir es in seinem Bau findet. Zu ihren Häufigsten Tätigkeiten zählt das Sammeln von Gegenständen, um möglichst kein Geld auszugeben.

A: Siehst du diesen Typen da vorne?
B: Der, der alle Werbekugelschreiber geklaut hat?
A: Ja genau der, ein richtiger Messi-Schwabe.

by Knowname November 5, 2018

messi pepsi

Something your football-freak friend of yours must have said at least once in his or hers li

-Do you want a messi pepsi
or...
-EEYY It's messi pepsi

by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017