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Messi Ordo

The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.

That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!

by Zheiruzi December 22, 2019

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