Memory Cramp

When you're remembering something whilst looking like you're dying of stomach cramps.

by insidejokeful May 02, 2011

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Elkhart memorial

The worst school in history. The French teacher Mrs buscio sucks ass and sends everyone down to the office for no fucken reason >:(

Fuck Mrs buscio. Elkhart memorial sucks ass

by Mrs. Buscio September 19, 2018

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Goldfish Memory

Bad memory, forgetful

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?

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Memory Card

Something you never had to buy for Xbox. Therefore, you do not need to know what the hell it is.

What's a memory card?" "Meh."

by ImBartSimpson&WhotheHellRU? June 07, 2010

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Snapchatographic memory

The unfortunately much more common alternative to photographic memory, ie, only remembering potentially memorable moments in short snippits.

Frustratingly short recollection of an important event.

Why don't I remember anything from my lectures when my exam is tomorrow?! Damn snapchatographic memory!!!

That girl that I took home last night was soooo hot! If only I could remember her face! Fucking snapchatographic memory, you strike again!

by Dirty Ramboss June 07, 2013

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