mashed potato sandwich 

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

mashed potato sandwich by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003

mashed potato brains 

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

mashed potato brains by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

Makedde 

This Big Mac is a calculator

Likes all boys but they don’t feel the same way;(
Thinks Beetroot is divine
Hates netball

Makedde is how u actually spell it

Makedde by peterpiperpullupwithanewpistol October 22, 2018

Anti-Masker 

a lil bitch who believes that they cant wear a mask because A. it violates their rights or B. they cant breathe, either way they're wrong

I know an anti-masker, he wasnt ever the brightest person

Anti-Masker by I am only doing this for memes October 3, 2020

Elon musked it 

You found a way to have huge balls and be a jerk but still be respected by other people.

You Elon musked it so bad.

Elon musked it by Politicsisstupiddd August 22, 2017

Maskettes

The 9 best friends that anyone could have

Those maskettes have so much swag

Maskettes by Maskettelover November 11, 2013

Mashed Po-turd-oes 

when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.

Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!

Mashed Po-turd-oes by lbf March 8, 2014