Top definition
when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.
Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!
by lbf February 23, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Mashed Po-turd-oes mug for your brother Bob.