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mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."
I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.
by The Base April 11, 2016
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Massingham

The more elegant way of saying ' Massive Ham'. People with this surname tend to have large penises or vaginal regions. It is also a used in naughty expressions post-sex to compliment the other sexual partner.
Person 1: So what did you do last night?
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!
by chazthebaz August 26, 2016
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Marshing Mallow

My roommate needed to take a shower so obviously "Marshing Mallow" was the only way to go.
by Mrlightningfast July 12, 2018
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masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores
I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!
by GlazeHer September 19, 2020
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masting

From the Brittanica:

Masting is the production of many seeds by a plant every two or more years in regional synchrony with other plants of the same species."
Since seed predators commonly scour the ground for each year’s seed crop, they often consume most of the seeds produced by many different plant species each year, so Masting, or mass seeding, is an effective defense because the seed predators become satiated before all the seeds have been consumed.
by blunt rapture April 4, 2021
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Masingita

A person that can hang out with anyone.At first most are hated from first glance but slowly on after being with them more often they become more understanding and are know to be personal therapists .Mostly avoids conflict and has an extreme love for music and very aesthetic. The name Masingita means miracle and hence is given to people with a background or upcoming with miraculous events or experiences .
I thought Masingita was an annoying and hated person but after hanging out with them they were so relatable and had a great vibe.
by Thatkidsingi November 22, 2021
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Mathing

When your trying to figure out some bull shit equation or when something your friend says something that ain’t adding up (they capping)
For example when a called Alex starts capping and says something that ain’t mathing
by _play baku series trialShould December 12, 2021
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