Mr Maynard

Great Fella, Honestly just a fantastic fella, what a fella, he likes to eat fellas, your mum is a fella.

Mr Maynard's Famous Quote: Hey Fellas, today were doing mentals mastery

by Mr Maynard's Son May 1, 2019

sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.

oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

Maynard

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.

Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."

by Shpoon May 3, 2009

malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her

No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see

by The malayna hater November 24, 2017

Malena

Malena is pretty, loyal, fun, nice. She is in love with Michael.

Michael is so lucky to be with Malena

by Thatoneperson_ July 10, 2018

Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010

melyna

a selfish, bitch who backstabs people

just leave it to melyna to screw up your life

by jenny324 July 3, 2008