Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

Water malon

a type of water melon that is actually made of chile this is a refrence to kevin malone from the office

Hey its water malon from the office! no its kevin idiot

by Whatamidoingimbored June 4, 2021

Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

Malone

Is a possessive adjective.

Indicating ownership of something particularly long, extended, or lengthy .

You: “Do you know Malone?”
Them: “Malone who?”
You: “Malone Dick”

Them: “Nahh.. not sure if i know him….. wait you mean the short guy??”
You: “ no dude it was a jok—“
Them: “ OHH HIM! Ain't he’s the dude that’s friends with Ligma?”

by TrueStoriesByMalone March 5, 2025

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022