Macob Jorris

The sexiest person to ever walk the earth. Makes girls panties fall off when they see him.

Becky: oh mah gawd did you see that sexy beast walking around scool?
Donna: Damn. That must be a Macob Jorris
Bob: “Hey Becky, ur panties just fell down”
Donna: yup, that’s surely him

by Theactualtruth 101 May 28, 2019

Malcolm

Malcolm is a name formed by Máel Coluim which refers to Saint Columba. The word Máel is Old Irish and it means "bald". In the pre-Christian era, this would usually refer to a slave but after Christianity, they would usually be referred to as a monk. That was of course very long ago, nowadays, Malcolm is just known to describe someone for being lazy and stubborn. They are very weird but nice but weird, it's strange indeed.

Malcolm is a great friend, but he is pretty weird...

by thelegend369 February 2, 2021

Malcolm

Malcolm is a really smart and cool dude, he is the best at being a Malcolm. Most people like him (everyone). If you say you don't like him you go straight to hell. People often find him charming and warm when they are with him. All the girls want to date him.

Malcolm is so hot and cool, I wish I was him.

by MCDIGGYDOG205 May 29, 2018

Maico

Largely considered the best European motocross machines of the 1970s and early '80s. Early Maicos were a lot like missiles: they went really fast, turned really well, then blew up. Many of the big names in motocross were Maico fans, including Gaylon Mosier and Bob Hannah, who rode for Kawasaki and Yamaha, respectively. Maico never had any money so all their good riders got sucked up by the Japanese, and they didn't have enough cash to bribe Dirtbike Magazine into giving them a good review like the POS Honda 125 always got. In 1981, the Maico 490 was so good that it still puts up a damn good fight against 21st century hardware. Sabotage from inside the company led to bankrupcy.

Maico Freak: Check it out, 1979 250 Magnum II.

Other Rider: Maico Breako? Fuck that shit, you'll probably crack a pipe before you get to the first turn.

*after race*

Other Rider: So, what year Maico was that, again?

by Eagle Driver March 15, 2009

maco

an overly nosy person

She is a maco for listening in to his conversation

by Dimetri Whitfield April 20, 2008

Malcolm

A wet fart or spurt of liquid crap

My guts is in turmoil and I think I've just done a Malcolm

by AKACroatalin January 8, 2020

Magcon

A group of famous boys including Nate Garner, Cameron Dallas, Matthew Espinosa, Nash Grier, Jack Glinsky, Carter Reynolds, Jack Johnson, Aaron Carpenter, Taylor Caniff, and Shawn Mendes. They are all famous vine boys that go on tour.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new guy being in magcon?!
Person 2: Yes! Who hasn't?!?

by natefan November 11, 2015