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Lorenzo Stroke day

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A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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Lorenzo

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A swag guy thats OBSESSED with thicc goth mommies and just wants his head to crushed by their thighs
i fr need a Lorenzo in my life
by biggbrooo February 28, 2024
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Lorenzo

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A hot Italian king who can make a great pasta from scratch. Very loyal to his family and loved ones. He would do anything for family even if it means that he has to suffer because of it. He always puts family before anyone. He is very intelligent and loves building things. He has an artistic side and he is really good although he doesn’t feel like he is. He is very good looking and usually has a very attractive girlfriend. Any girl is lucky to have him. If you find a Lorenzo keep him.
Lorenzo is such a hot Italian

Lorenzo is the best boyfriend
by The coolest cat ever July 4, 2024
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Lorenzo

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Lorenzo be our science teacher again please :(((((((
Lorenzo was best science teacher
by Nivedhhateclub July 18, 2024
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Lorenzo Zurzolo

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Lorenzo Zurzolo is married to me
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
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Lorenzo Zurzolo

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Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio
Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
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These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)
by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024
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