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Lorenzen 

A Lorenzen, also known as the Russian Switch, occurs when one staunchly supports an idea or opinion, only to suddenly lose interest when said opinon/idea is proven inaccurate. The maneuver often frustrates people, who don't understand why they just spent 5 minutes arguing against someone who apparently didn't have an actual opinion or viewpoint to begin with.
Brian swore he knew New York like the back of his hand, but his constant misdirection proved to be an infuriating Lorenzen.
Lorenzen by GOB Bluth September 8, 2005
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Jared Lorenzen 

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.
Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.
Jared Lorenzen by Hoagous September 24, 2007

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen 

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.
Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
Lorenze can be a delinquent!! But he's loving, caring, and kind once you get to know him. He will watch out for you and protect you with his life as long as you have his respect and trust. His sense of fairplay and fighting for the underdog will lead him to a career in justice. Lorenze is a leader and he will guide you to the best of his abilities, he will watch you grow into something amazing for he is everyone's big brother.
lorenze by I.M.A.Mackner August 28, 2017
Can be compared to a loving and warm home. A Lorenzell will change your life forever and define every moment of your existence after he enters your atmosphere. He is caring but firm; and more sensitive than meets the eye. He is artistic and creative, not afraid to try something new. A Lorenzell will make your short life on this earth an infinite memory.
"I just had a horrible day, I can't wait to go home to my Lorenzell."
Lorenzell by thabibit December 20, 2021

Gabrielle Irene Lorenzana 

Gabbie is the nickname for this name, Gabbie is a loser who thought she was so great but she was a failure, she is into fat daddies that will pay her and she secretly is in love with Max. Joanne is the best person ever and she helped Gabbie become less loser but she is still a loser.
Oh, my God, it's that loser Gabrielle Irene Lorenzana!
- max's friends

ampullae of lorenzini 

pores in a sharks nose which allow it to sense things from far away
Shark1: Do you sense that?
Shark2: Yes I do because I have ampullae of lorenzini!