so i herd you liek mudkip

What you say to someone you've never met before, so you can scar them for life.

Guy 1: So I herd you liek mudkip
Guy 2: WTF

by cv d October 28, 2007

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

trench licker

Point blank ....Lesbian

Rosie is a trench licker.

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

Jean licker

An insult you retort to someone to make them walk away frustrated and confused.
It renders their insult null and void since they think that either your crazy, or they're crazy.

Them: Fuck you asshole
You: You're such a jean licker
Them: You....., what?, what the...

by Ashwin Brownframes January 22, 2009

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

liek omgz

The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.

<girl one> liek omgz diz guy spred a rumer abut meh..,,,
<girl two> omgzzz!111 wut a meenee!!11
<girl one> i nooooooo
<girl two> i no u shud haff sbex wiff his gf hed get reeel mad!111 majer paybek
<girl one> wowww liek omgz u r teh so smaert!111 thx babiiiiii

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

pussy licker

One who performs the act of cunnilingus.

by Finchy Poo May 31, 2003