chronological liar

1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.

2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with

Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar

ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013
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a liar and a scoundrel

When someone says something you know to be true but you refuse to accept, or just feel like being obnoxious, you call them 'A liar and a Scoundrel'.
Will: Your girlfriends a slag!

Ali: Your a liar and a scoundrel!


Sam: That homework was due in two days ago.

Alex: Your a liar and a scoundrel!
by curlyfries94 March 27, 2009
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compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.
Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar
by Retards for life November 01, 2007
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The Liar’s Curse

Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.
The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liar’s Curse.
by Cheerio_Thief May 14, 2020
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Ben the Liar

A dark haired dishonest man from lockport who lies constantly and has an obsession with picking and scratching open sores on his face.
“Hey, have you guys seen the band-aids? I cut my finger”

“No, Ben the liar took the last one for his most recent oozing sore and never told anyone, he’s a fucking liar”
by Tom Loaf August 23, 2018
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Fractal Liar

A person who lies from the gate, about everything and anything, often for no useful reason, in any and all directions.. Yes like the Orange Buffoon currently terrorizing this Fascist Republic.
It did not take long to realize that the new CFO was a Fractal Liar.
by WRivers December 25, 2018
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Laughololgical Liar

A person in who lies so ridiculously it incites peals of laughter from those who hear it.
Nessie is so clearly an idiot, her claims of going to Yale are just proof that she's a Laughololgical Liar.
by TKCSEESPOTKNIFE December 30, 2010
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