Leah Dizon, we should get married, right now, and we can adopt if you wish to retain your beauty forever.
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
Get the leah dizon mug.Leeching (verb) comes from the subject leech. A leecher is a person who are a part of something, but dosent do shit.
by HoneyDoMePlz January 15, 2013
Get the Leeching mug.Text-to-speech-leeches are the Youtube channels that make money off of crappy text-to-speech Reddit videos. They also always manage to make it into your recommended section.
Why are there so many Text-to-speech-leeches in my recommended?
by 😶spritecranberrydotnet😶 December 16, 2019
Get the Text-to-speech-leeches mug.A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:
1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.
Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?
A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket May 22, 2011
Get the Friend Leech mug.person 1: Why isn't Leah at the party?
person 2: She wasn't invited by the host on FB.
person 1: So? Other ppl crashed it!
person 2: Well, Leah's a lady, she's not rude like them.
person 2: She wasn't invited by the host on FB.
person 1: So? Other ppl crashed it!
person 2: Well, Leah's a lady, she's not rude like them.
by la3byrd March 18, 2010
Get the leah mug.A freaking sexy girl with a big ass. She has all the curves. Her personality is great and her Sarcasm adds to it. She loves to tease guys. Playfully and sexually. Is usually seen hanging out with a bunch of guys. You may think of her as a whore but she isn't. She is shy if you don't talk to her but once you know her she's out going and sweet. Make her mad she's beat your ass. Anyone who knows a Leah is lucky
by Allisbuttman1 January 2, 2015
Get the Leah mug.The queen and ruler of the Multiverse The Great Leahcar Travels through alternative universes with her unicorn Nrocinu (to which she's handcuffed to life to) being awesome. If you ever had the blessing of meeting her your eyes would bleed from her epicness.
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