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french laundry

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is still wearing panties but they are pulled to the side, after the man has ejaculated the panties are pulled back into place so the semen drains into them.
I just gave my girlfriend a load of french laundry.
french laundry by dirty suarez December 10, 2011

blondie drop your laundry

Saying to a woman or a guy to his friends it means that woman is hot and I want to get naked with her.
A beautiful woman walks by and I say to her "blondie drop your laundry" and she looks at me and says "what?"

English laundry 

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.
We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.
English laundry by Ballers Only October 24, 2014

satan's laundry

The act of doing something very shitty and unwanted
God damnit i have to go to satan's laundry
satan's laundry by iFrosty February 12, 2017

Horny Nigga Laundry 

A Horny Black Basket Of Laundry
Jake: Hey
Me: Your A Horny Nigga Laundry Basket
Jake"Fucking Dies"

Doing the white man's laundry

- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.
"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."