cunt lapper

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.

as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"

by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006

loppy

adv. to have the appearance of lop-sidedness

Your glasses are a little loppy on your face.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

lappe

an old, usually loose vagina, commonly found flapping between the legs of women 50+ years of age. They are usually not desired for sexual intercourse and easily contract sexually transmitted diseases such a Hepatitis and genital warts.

I normally wouldn't have sex with women who have a lappe, but last night I was too drunk to care.

I Shouldn't have banged that Lappe, now my penis is swollen and itchy. It also burns to pee.

by Dr. Shiv Ananya September 8, 2010

lapped up

basically when a guy is really close next to you and tries to make everyone leave the room and turns off the lights but you just see him as a friend you tell your friends to explain the proximity of him near you you tell them he is lapped up on you

Guys we were literally lapped up with each other.

by R Kelly golden shower April 1, 2021

Lapper

The Canadian term for a lap dance

Me n' the boys are goin out to the rippers tonight for some half price lappers.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

lily lapper

one who licks lilies. aka pussy

I love to go to Tory's house because he is a wonderful lily lapper and makes me cum really quickly.

by miss nasty noname July 26, 2010

lippy

A word describing someone who is very good at giving oral pleasure to a member of the opposite sex.

Last night, Annie was very lippy, it was spectacular!

by Mike Lippert July 23, 2003