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langerz

a 1337 programmer who thinks very highly of himself. Fairly intelligent who doesn't have the development skillz to pay the billz yet.
that's so langerz.....
by Joshua Langley January 16, 2007
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Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.
by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013
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lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.
by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016
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Lander

A name giving to the sweetest and kindest boy in the word. His voice gives those who talk to him butterflies, and eyes intently fall on him when he enters any room. He gives love and affection to those who they actually care for. They are willing to give everything up for the ones they love if they have to. They are very VERY sexy as well knowing just what to say to get a girl to go crazy for them.
girl 1; "Omg is that Lander?"
girl 2; "He's so fine, OMG"
by Cutie2014 March 22, 2023
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fa-landerist

someone who fa-landers too much
stop flirting with me you Fa-landerist
by QueenOfThaWorld July 7, 2010
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Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne
by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016
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Fuckin Lazer Sights

'Fuckin Lazer Sights' is a reference to the Rainbow Six Seige character, Thatcher. Usually used in a deep English accent.
Greg: Hey Bill, you want to come to my house tonight?
Bill: Fuckin Lazer Sights.
Greg: Ok, see you there.
by TromboneStevens May 18, 2018
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