land of hope and glory 

better than the shithole you live in.

Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet.

land of hope and glory by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

land of the lost 

quite possibly the greatest movie of ALL time.

person 1; Did you see Land of the Lost yet?
person 2; Nah, man.
person 1; It was the greatest movie I've ever seen!

land of the lost by moemoemoemoe May 7, 2010

land barrel 

to get barreled on land, getting laid, sex

"pull in dude, land barrel!!"

land barrel by Mark Kidman October 10, 2006

Land It Like Sully 

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it in the Hudson by Nicole N."

After the poor testimony of your client, it is time you Land It Like Sully and settle this case.

We are upside down in our mortgage and just received a foreclosure notice, so we ought to just Land It Like Sully and short sell.

Land It Like Sully by Jurv May 27, 2010

Land O Lakes 

a town in central Florida, near Tampa that has two high schols. Sunlake; the ghetto school and Land O Lakes high, a redneck school. Featured in an episode of the simple life, where Paris and Nicole come to one of our many nudist resorts.

Bob(from Lutz): what are you wearing on casual friday?
Jim(From Land O Lakes): NOT A THING!

Land O Lakes by ursulabear January 22, 2009

Land between the legs 

The place everybody wants to go to - either you're a man or woman. (It is derived from the region called "Lan between the Lakes" in KY.)

That Pam girl is so hot every time I see her I wanna do a Land between the legs trip.

Land between the legs by Fenders September 22, 2008

land of morbid obesity 

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

land of morbid obesity by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006