knarkles

Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.

Look, Mr. Robison totally has knarkles.

by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010

knak sars

knak sars is when something or someone really sucks

knak is a synonym for something really bad
sars is a lung disease
so knak sars is when something or someone really sucks

"my computer just broke, knak sars!"
"this is some fucking knak sars"
"JB is knak sars ;)"

by knak sars November 4, 2016

dick knickers

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

laugh the knickers off me

means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...

NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.

will ferrell could laugh the knickers off me...anyday...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

Knicker Licker

A lady who licks the under crackers of other ladies.
A Lesbotanian.

Tracy: Sharon, why the hell have you ditched your new man?

Sharon: I've discovered a taste for clam, henceforth, I am a knicker licker.

by ScaryMary May 22, 2006

Knickers Boy

A guy who is in a relationship and has no say at all in anyway on what he or they can do. It is the act of being whipped, dominated by your girlfriend. When she says jump you say how high. If this is you or your name is beanhead then you are a knickers boy. This is the lowest rank obtainable that only your mates can demote you to, only they have the power to promote you from it. Being a knickers boy should not be taken lightly, this gives your mates the right to pay you out non stop and you have no option but to take it, the same way you take it from your girlfriend. so next time your asked to go out by your mates dont be a knickers boy.

1. damn beanhead is a knickers boy, he moved to the other side of the state for his gf
2. beanhead bought a house with his gf after only being with her for a year, what a knickers boy.
3. beanheads a knickers boy because he disconnected his cold start injector to save fuel.

by Supreme hustler July 21, 2007

Knackered

tired or sleepy; exhausted

I'm feeling a bit knackered today.

by Sean D. August 3, 2006