Kleenex

Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue

“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

“I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”

by Loobert July 8, 2005

Pink Kleenex

The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose.

Man, last night I gave Krystal the Pink Kleenex... she didn't go for it.

by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004

kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

by Doo-da June 4, 2007

Kleinstuber

A small little man, often blessed with in-proportionate body features such as large arms, or nose, but small legs and feet. He often pursues women, with little to no success, possibly due to disgusting habits such as excessive nose blowing, chocolate milk and slurpee chugging, and black and mild smoking. He is easily noticeable due to his strange forms of transportation which include large buses and vans, or tiny scooters.

-Did you see that Kleinstuber in front of Royal Farms?
-Yea he was chuggin a slurpee in his Astro Van so we got the hell out of there!

by Delaware's Finest: Pistol Pete May 1, 2011

Ryley Kleiner

1.Ryley Kleiner is a type of kiss. 2.Ryley Kleiner is a hardcore porno kiss that is so intence it makes the girl/boy orgasm right there as they are kissing. 3.It is a type of love making only experts use.

My boyfriend gave me a Ryley Kleiner in bed and it was amazing!

by Mr.Sexual January 3, 2006

Kleidorf

An asshole, wanting to leave at inappropriate times especially when everyone just arrives. Hook up with girls then get grounded just so then you don't have to talk to her. Exposing can include exposing the whiteness of one's thighs at inappropriate times even though no one wants to see them.

Guy 1: Dude this party rapes i can't wait to get so shit housed.
Kleidorf: No this party fuckin sucks, let's get the fuck out of here.
Girl with large forehead: Hey you never called me last night.
Kleidorf: Fuck off loser I'm grounded.

by kleidorf June 11, 2009

kleanthi

A rare name that means Beautiful Flower in greek and is uneccisarely complicated to spell.

Hey di you see Klaenti, Kelathi, Kleanty, Kleanthi, fucking finaly i got it right

by A Good Brother November 18, 2021