keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008

Ass Kisser

The smart kind in the front of the class

That kid is a ass kisser

by The man February 5, 2006

brainer kisser

someone who kisses girls who just gave brains(head)

yo,did you hear about Donald kissing that brainer
Yeah, He's a brainer kisser

by J frog November 1, 2008

Kiefer

Flipping a large vehichle 180 degrees ending in a crash, usually with a car, boat, or skateboard. Often a result of reckless driving.

Dude dude you see that? He totally just Kiefered his car.

by Dirknath January 8, 2009

Ass kisser

Phillip Quatrocchi, totall but kisser and pepe muncher

"Mrs. Klein your are the greatest mother ever, why cant you be mine?"
" o phil dont be such an ass kisser."

by mylesklein December 24, 2008

nip kisser

One who kisses another's nipple, typically unbeknownst to the kissee

Frank kisses Joe's nipple while wrestling in a pool. Joe looks at Frank and says, ominously "Nip kisser!"

by Sausage Licker September 22, 2006

Shit Kisser

An insult you use when extremely pissed off.

"That Shit Kisser fucked my girlfriend and keyed my car!"

by fukmook April 12, 2010